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BILL ANASTAS JAN 3, 2026

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Here's what caught my attention this week:

Articles Worth Your Time

13 of our favorite Nano Banana trends from 2025

blog.google

Everyone was obsessed with Nano Banana in 2025, but Google's real story is about what happened behind the memes: AI image editing quietly became the default creative tool, not a specialist feature.

Why did Nvidia really drop $20B on Groq?

theregister.com

Nvidia's $20B "licensing deal" with Groq looks less like a partnership and more like a stealth acquisition designed to sidestep antitrust reviews - and the real target is Groq's SRAM technology that runs 10-80x faster than standard GPU memory.

Cops Forced to Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

futurism.com

A police department's AI system hallucinated an officer transforming into a frog because it was processing dialogue from a movie playing in the background, exposing the real cost of deploying language models to generate official documents without basic content filtering.