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Summoning Ghosts, Not Building Animals

BILL ANASTAS DEC 13, 2025

Hey there,

Here's what caught my attention this week:

Articles Worth Your Time

AI Researchers Say They've Invented Incantations Too Dangerous to Release to the Public

futurism.com

Researchers discovered that poems bypass AI safety guardrails 63% of the time, but won't release the prompts because the real story is worse: their entire safety architecture is built on sand. If verse can do this much damage, the problem isn't the jailbreak - it's that these systems were never actually secure to begin with.

The era of jobs is ending

thepavement.xyz

The job-as-identity contract was already broken, but AI makes the rot impossible to ignore - what happens when machines finally call the bluff on a system built on grinding people down for centuries?

McDonald's Pulls Down AI-Generated Holiday Ad After Deluge of Mockery

futurism.com

McDonald's deleted their AI Christmas ad after the backlash got too loud, but the real story isn't about the technology failing - it's about a company with unlimited resources choosing to cheap out, and that choice revealing something darker about how brands now think about quality.